Actual Jokes in Daily Life

Travelz - Souvenir

2008-07-04T09:07:00.000-07:00

Joke No. 1 – Souvenir

On my recent flight back to Kuwait, a Filipina is sitting beside me. During the flight, right every after meal, I notice that she is putting in her bag one item each meal. So for three meals she got for items in her bag.

Before we disembarked the plane I ask her why she is doing that. She told me, “If only I can put Kuwait Airways plane in my bag, I will take it as “Souvenir”.

At Workz YATHZE

2008-07-04T04:10:00.000-07:00

Joke No. 2 - Unpublished

I was invited the other night by my manager, Mark to join them in a game but I said next time. That night, I cannot sleep because I heard them laughing and screaming so loudly. The next day, I told them “oh men, you are very noisy last night”. Mark said, come on, you should have join us.

Last night, I was again invited by Mark and this time I said, ok I will join you guys. It is a dice game in which you are rolling five dice at a time. They brief about the game and it is easy. Maybe it’s a first time luck for beginners and last roll I was able to get the bonus and screaming for “Yathze”. It means you get all same number in the dice. It’s a fun game and you will scream like a football fan. I win for the first game and next two succeeding games win by Mark. Bradley & Cavin loss the game.

Its fun and its game called “YATHZE’. Try it.

At Home - Dok

2008-07-04T03:57:00.000-07:00

Joke No. 2 - Reserve

One morning during my recent vacation leave, I’ve been chatting with my wife in a close door, then suddenly our daughter, AJ was banging on the door, said Papa, papa, please open. So I open the door and ask, AJ what is your problem, can you please wait or go downstairs because your mama is taking away my strength. AJ said, mama don’t take papa strength it is bad.

Then she goes down and after few minutes, our neighbor friend “Dok” came. AJ, where is you Papa? AJ said, Dok “he’s upstairs’ and mama is taking away his strength. Dok said, “Really it’s too early, tell your Papa that I came”. AJ said OK.

At Workz - Shipping Course

2008-07-04T03:37:00.000-07:00

Unpublished Actual Jokes Happened in Daily Life of the Author.
Author: Renee Dominguiano - All Right Reserve

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Joke 1 – Submitted in Readers Digest (Jokes) 04.07.08

I conducted recently a shipping training course in our office in Umm Qasr, Iraq for all our expats and local Iraqi staff for three days. At the end of the training, I gave them 15 sets of questionnaire.

When I was checking the test papers, I find out that one person name is missing so I double check it. Then I realize that the name of our office boy “Hussam” is missing, he copy including the name of Bradley.

Everybody was laughing when they heard about it and news spread in our military camp where we live.

At Home - Shopping

2008-07-04T03:15:00.000-07:00

Actual Jokes in Daily Life
Author: Renee Dominguiano
Unpublished: All Rights Reserve

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Joke 1-Submitted in Readers Digest (As Kids See It)

One day my wife goes on shopping and she bring along our 3 y.o. daughter AJ. My wife told AJ, please don’t take any Barbie because we have only little money and she agreed. When my wife got all groceries she needed then she proceeded in the payment counter.

When her turn to pay, AJ showed up with a “Barbie Doll” and said, Mama Mama I got this very nice doll, please pay it or else I will cry and cry here. My wife caught up in that situation as everybody got the attention of AJ. Ok, where you got the Barbie, AJ said, I told the sales girl that we are rich and Papa working abroad, please can you give me that Barbie. Instead of getting angry, she laughs about AJ story and just pay for it. The next shopping AJ is ban in coming with her.